Thursday, November 13, 2008

Classified Dating

Last weekend, my cousin told me about a website ( with the mission to unite redheads for dating so that they can eventually have redhead children. Apparently, redheads are becoming extinct.

This got me thinking. What if I did want to put my profile up on a dating site. What would I say?

How about:

Single white male WLTM a DTE YSF for FS and hopefully a LTR. ISO VGL girl with SOH and a healthy 401(k). Not a SD, but always up for a cold DDP. PA and ALA (literally, these days).


Jennifer said...

i have absolutely no idea what any of those mean.... i feel stupid!!!!!!!

Nellie said...

I want all red head grand kids so Dave you should only date red heads. Oh please interpret this blog for me cause I don't tex message.....unless you finish teaching me.

bre said...

I'm confused too! You just got strict limits put on you for who you can date. Good luck with that. Can't wait for you to come up here.

Katie said...

What the heck does all of that mean? Can you make a new blog post with a translation?????
and... by the way... HI!!!!! We miss you in Provo!