Monday, December 31, 2007
Sabbath Day Bandits
Today we teamed up with Kyler and Austin and finished up a 12 days of Christmas that they have been giving to two families (ladies "of age" were in these families, of course). Tonight was day 10, 11, and 12 of the extravaganza, so we topped the night off with a musical performance. The gifts that we gave and then sang about were:
On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
One bag of frozen green peas
Two Tootsie Rolls
Three Snow balls
Four paper plates
5 Short bread cookies
6 Can't remember
7 String of licorice
8 String of licorice
9 String of licorice
10 Legs a' dancin
11 home made cookies
12 Hot tamales.
The song was better than it sounds. The gifts...uh...not so much.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Seicho suru kesshin
出来る限り頑張れ。2008は一番年になるでしょう!
Saturday, December 29, 2007
All deer go to heaven...
Youk'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?
Watch out w'en youer gittin' all you want. Fattenin' hogs ain't in luck.
Friday, December 28, 2007
The owl, for all its feathers, was a-cold
Took a lunch break from work and went with my Dad to a small Thai restaurant around 72000 south called MeKong. The green curry chicken and sticky rice with the me kai kong soup is amazing. One of the best meals I've had at a restaurant that I can remember. Reminds me of my half-Thai roommate in Japan.
After work, I went to the Fit Stop and swam. In the pool, I saw Ron, a somewhat crazy guy around 30-35 with blonde hair, surfer speak, and a bit of a twitch. I asked him what he did today. Listen in on the conversation.
Ron: Well, man, just, you know, did my stuff. I came here to go to Yoga class but I ended up at the hot tub because, man, well I don't really know why... but I love Yoga. Yoga is greatness. Yoga is like the temple, only the temple is forever. Yoga can be forever, too, I guess. That reminds me of a story. Man, you want to hear a story?
Me: Uh...
Ron: My friend asked me to go fishing with him, but I said, "Dude, it's yoga night. I can't miss yoga." He kept asking me, but I didn't want to miss yoga. Man, I went fishing anyways, because friendship is golden, you know? Well, the next week at Yoga class someone asked where I'd been. I told them fishing. They said that's too bad, because I missed the meditation of a lifetime. Meditation, man! Of a lifetime! Meditation is forever, you know? Some people go to the temple for meditation, but I go to yoga. On thursdays. But, there are more classes. For meditation greatness, you can't miss it! You wanna come this week?
And, after a few more stories from Ron, I politely excused myself. Tonight reminds me of one of the funniest pick up lines i've heard. Not coincidentally, it's from Ron. He was in the singles ward when I lived in Heber, and he would prey on new girls that came in. Here are a few of the lines I've heard him say:
Hey, do you wanna get together, me and you, you know, like the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve? We could eat some fruit and wear fig leaves and stuff.
Hey, were you in a Colgate commercial? You know, the toothpaste? They need good actresses for those commercials. Pearly white teeth. Beautiful smile.
Walking back from the pool to my car might have been the coldest experience of my life. I think it was 6 degrees and windy. I was wet. And, I always park my car the farthest away I can when I go to the gym, because I figure, why should I park close? I'm exercising anyways?
Freezing. I felt like Sanka in Cool Runnings when he breaks off his hair after sitting in the ice cream truck. I'm afraid to ever watch Titanic. I can relate too well. Especially later on tonight, after a crew of us were driving around in the back of a pickup at the Kohler farm shooting deer with paintball guns. Now THAT was cold. But I did beat Whitney in a shooting contest. And, we almost got stuck in a field of snow. I made a wish at 11:11. Reminded me of a girl.
Fun night.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
PC wasn't Free
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
A Quiet Christmas
Charles Dickens
A Christmas Carol
Monday, December 24, 2007
Our Senkyoshi Brother
7:45-woke up Ryan, got ready, went and played basketball at stake center
10:45-back home, shower, get ready for day
11:20-read book about REIT's for thesis, fall asleep
12:20-wake up, read more about REIT's
1:00-help clean kitchen, go to Smith's to get salt to melt ice
2-4:00-spend time with ryan, bethany, jamie, shane
5;00-family dinner
6:00-talked to Jake in Japan! He is doing really good. His Japanese is sounding great (a few mistakes with nomonalizing verbs here and there, but I was impressed)! He bore his testimony in Japanese. I felt the spirit of christmas as we were gathered around the speaker phone as a family listening to him talk about his dendo no keiken.
7:30-went over to the Grant's to sing Christmas songs with their families. Mostly, Shane and i just listened to the amazing talent of everyone around us.
8:30-now--watched some of Pirates 3, played guitar (made up half a song), read, thought, wrap presents
Snowed again today. Bethany was feeling glum because she wasn't in Arizona with her cousins. She was "bored with just our family."
A word about present wrapping. If the economy of the U.S. collapsed, and the job market shifted to our nation becoming the world's sole skilled provider of gift-wrapping, I would be in desperate trouble. I don't think I could support a family. I'd feel lucky if I made enough to pay for cabbage and water soup (and in most places, water is free!). Origami...gift wrapping...paper airplanes. If it involves paper and folding, put me on the bench, Coach. I'll sit this one out.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
yes. no. depends. Scruples 101
Saturday, December 22, 2007
The Surge
But the ending. Ahh, the ending! What a surge by the line, what a block, what a rush! No one in the room thought we had a chance with that Daniel Boone sharpshooter Bruin kicker . Someone even remarked, "Must stink for those fans to drive back from Vegas with a game like this." I bet Ryan's driving back happy tonight.
The fam (sans Ryan and Beffy) went to Dairy Keen today. I think I'm starting to like Dairy Keen now more for all the memories I've had than the food. The fries were on the cold side today. Granted, I didn't get a milkshake (trying to cut back), so I missed out on the full DK experience (Side note: I love their mint cookie and banana cream pie shakes). But I was dissappointed.
Then again, tonights sprite zero with one squirt (you only need one) of their cherry and vanilla add-in and that small DK ice? Refreshing. And the ranch burger with fresh tomato and the perfect amount of lettuce? Delicious.
Finally, Jamie remembered a few of Mom's blond moments tonight. Gotta love her.
#1
My mom: So, did you hear that she (some woman who shall remain anonymous) adopted a baby? He's just so cute.
Jamie: Well is he Caucasian?
My mom: No, I think he's just white.
#2
My mom: So, I was thinking yesterday and I figured out that people from India are called Indians. Did you know that?
Jamie: So what are we supposed to call the people who lived on America before we did?
Mom:.............hmm................That's wierd.
Cranes and White Elephant Meatballs
Post-finals, Pre-Christmas Party 2007!
We started with a progressive dinner beginning in S4 (appetizers). C3 had salad, where we all had to do an action when a related action occured (I had to say, "I'm a llama again!" anytime somebody asked, "what?"). Our white elephant gift exchange was a smashing success. I thought I was going to get a santa and pillowcase (see above picture), but I ended up with an amazing "dating" kit--gum, toothpaste, a guiding angel, and advice book. Victory was mine in the gift dept. We moved back to S4 and played the name game that lasted for an eternity. Next, the party migrated to C5, where Nichelle and A Cuppit made amazing Swedish meatballs. The party switched to N3, where we all had desserts-to-die-for and Lauren Inouye taught me, once again, how to make origami cranes. Finally, a few of us watched The Emperor's New Groove (I'd never seen it before) at C3. Whew! Fun night.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
The Final Countdown
To all, to each, a fair good night
And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
If Elder Ballard says blog...
Here's what Elder Ballard recently said:
Many misconceptions are held by people throughout the world because of false information they read on the Internet, posted by critics of the Church, Ballard said. He suggested that the tech-savvy generation get involved in "new media," including blogs, Web sites, and social networks to help clear up falsehoods and misunderstandings.
"Every disciple of Christ will be most effective, and do the most good by adopting a demeanor worthy of the follower of the Savior of the world. Your outreach can be international"
Give it the old college try...
That's how my outlook is sometimes. I'll lose track of long term goals for the moment. Or, I'll be so focused on productivity and what people think, that I won't be myself; I don't do what I truly want to do.
So, heretofore, I resolve:
ichi) I will not "rush" my life. If my guilt sensors start bleeping, telling me that I'm "wasting time" or that I shouldn't be talking for this person for this long, I'll kindly throw them (the sensors, not the person) into the drink.
ni) "Here's a little song I wrote, might want to sing it note for note..."
san) People are the reason that we're here on earth. Dave, you can be kinder, more selfless, and more interested in the happiness of others.
shi) Catch up with old friends. Don't dwell on things you can't change. Meet new people.
go) Enjoy Life!
Move like a jellyfish, rhythm is nothin'
1) Why are there not more hours!! So many things I want to do.
2) There is not much in the world that can warm the heart more than a large group of people with genuine love Christmas caroling in the cold.
3)I want to emulate the guys that I work for.
4)My little sister is on a cruise--she's been to China, Hawaii, five different colleges, road trips galore. Maybe I need to prioritize "fun."
5) And finally, well did Lord Byron say:
Maid of Athenes, ere we part
Give, oh give me back my heart!
Sunday, December 16, 2007
nippon ni kurisumasu uta
Me and companions dressed as shepards for an activity the branch did at a giant shopping center.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Is it slimy? Sure! I'll try it...
Friday, December 14, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Another poem from four years ago.
Tell me why, don't tell me how;
A poem for Christmas
To Her Carpenter
Joseph, Joseph, have I lost you?
Joseph, Joseph, dearest love--
Know ye now my heart is still true
Yet--One I carry--Precious Dove
I have never known another
I have only wished for thee
But the Son of God must enter
Through a vessel, such as me.
How I watched and how I waited
For the Perfect Lamb to come.
No Jew hoped and prayed as I did
For the Babe of Jeruselum.
Public sorrow, death tomorrow--
Of such I will not ever fear!
Perfect love will two hearts borrow
Returned with but a saddened tear?
Thou may hate and scorn my features
"Put away" my heart this day;
But for a Savior of all creatures
Scorn must not be too much to pay.
Only till my heart stops beating
Will I ever cease my prayers
Angel's voice and love repeating
Cradles now my sorr'ws and cares.
Ok...that's where I ended in my MTC journal. What could be a good ending for the poem?
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
A Farewell to Omsk
One of my favorite humorists is S.J. Perelman. He wrote for The New Yorker and Hollywood movies from the 1930's (he died in 1979). I love his clever wit, unparalleled vocabulary, and literary playfulness. His writing can be a little cynical, caustic, and arrogant at times, but reading his work makes me go out of my way to look up words because I want to understand his humor. Here are a few phrases that I think are stand-alone funny that I collected from books I've read.
Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nations laws.
(Girls) eat a spoonful of yogurt when they're alone, but when your buying, man it's like Thanksgiving.
Kalbfus laughed uproariously, less at the witticism than because this was the first time anyone had addressed him in three days.
A: Then why are you staring at those clouds so pensively?
B: Perhaps I am more cirrus-minded than the other girls.
I noticed that she was eating a small umbrella-shaped object and asked her what it was. "An umbrella," she replied shortly.
It is a confessional in which dentists take down their back hair and stammer out the secrets of their craft.
I wouldn't duplicate that experience for all of the rubies in the Shwe Dagon Pagoda. Just in a matter of speaking, that is. If anybody wants to talk a deal, I can be in Rangoon in two days.
For all I knew, they might be the most odious of companions--Texas oil tycoons or social butterflies from Pasadena or football enthusiasts: crashing bores of the kind who range the world solely in search of victims
Monday, December 10, 2007
In search of passion
"We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion."